10 Things You Totally Have To Say To Land Yourself A Young, Black BFFL
By: Christina Ayoleke
- You’re so lucky. You can literally do whatever you want to your hair.
- Oh em gee, your hair looks so fun and exotic. Can I touch it?
- Girl, I got so tan this weekend, I’m like the same color as you. We look like sistahs, heyyy!
- Do you know how to booty shake? Twerk? Shake it like a red nose? Show me!
- You don’t have a ba-donk-a-donk, your butt is as small as mine. Ha, you’re shaped like a white girl!
- I wish I had lips that were big and full and luscious, like yours.
- Is it true, ya know, what they say about black guys? *wink, wink*
- Be honest, do you think Kylie Jenner got those big lips from giving bjs to black guys?
- What’s that perfume you’re wearing? It smells like hot wings. YUMMY!
- Selfie time! Okay, let’s stand over here by the window so everyone can see you this time.